Fish or Bulb How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb! It must have been THIS big! Longevity Secret Bert and Madge have been married for sixty years and still hold hands whenever they go out. When Bert was asked about this, his reply …more
Negotiating a trip home Bob had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home. Approaching a cab driver, he demanded, “How much will you charge to drive us to the Bronx?” “I figure $5 apiece for you and your …more
Exact Time Every weekday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small town received a call from a man asking for the exact time. One day the operator got up the nerve to ask him why he called so often. ”I’m foreman of the local sawmill,” the man explained. “Every …more
Grandma’s Age A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was. “39 and holding,” she replied. ”Well then, Grandma, how old would you be if you let go?” Proof of Innocence My friend sent me a text the other day. It said, “Have been arrested and they are charging me as being world’s ugliest …more
Accounting Error As a small business owner doing my own payroll, I accidentally overpaid my employee. The employee did not mention it. On the next paycheck, I deducted the exact amount that I had overpaid him. The employee came over and asked, “Why did you deduct money from my pay check?” I casually answered, “Because …more
Jackie strolled into the kitchen, tossing a new ball into the air as she walked. “Where did you get that ball from?” asker her mother. “Outside, it was lost.” “Now Jackie, are you sure it was lost?” “Mom, of course I’m sure it was lost. I just saw a boy down the street looking for …more